- Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
- Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session
“and how does that make you feel”
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
- start of sentence: omg
- end of sentence: omfg
